By Rebecca Lauren.
Stupid, ugly bridesmaid dress
In Pepto Bismol pink.
You don’t fit well, you’re unflattering,
More like pepto dismal, I think.
I’ll admit you have some hangar appeal,
You are not hated by all.
I might even like you myself
If I was tan and thinner and tall.
I try you on and I’m dismayed,
We are not a perfect pair.
Plus, you’re seeing nine other girls!
Oh how I hate to share.
Stupid, ugly bridesmaid dress,
I already agreed to give you one date.
And while I’m wearing you self-conscious and uncomfortable,
I’m sure the bride will feel great.